Jeff "Joker" Moreau/Unique dialogue

Visiting Joker after a mission and picking "The Squad" option will have him give his opinion on the last two squad members who went out with Commander Shepard:
 * Miranda: "I wouldn't say anything bad about Miranda. And expect to survive the reprisal."
 * Jacob: "Jacob is way too nice a guy for all the ways he knows how to kill people."
 * Zaeed: "Zaeed is like you, but takes checks. As long as it's not my money, we're good."
 * Mordin: "No surprise, Mordin acts superior to everyone. Like he's got tenure at FU."
 * Garrus: "Glad to see Garrus finally got that stick out of his ass, but now he's beating people to death with it. Never thought I'd want the old Garrus back."
 * Grunt: "Grunt is... not a stabilizing element."
 * Jack: "I'm not saying anything about Jack. I'm not stupid."
 * Tali: "Well, I always liked Tali so... let's just move on."
 * Thane:
 * Samara:"I feel like Samara could shoot me in a very tranquil manner, which doesn't make me feel any better about it."
 * Legion: