User blog comment:The Milkman/Life Lessons from Mass Effect/@comment-173.58.251.107-20140122013850

okay, here's one:

Never trust some dude sitting in a chair who knows your name.

And of course:

Where you go, big explosions and dead people follow.

And even more: Somehow you can break necks and kill people, all the while massacring a place, and no one will bat an eye.