User blog comment:Slowrider7/Mass Effect in real life.../@comment-5093119-20130717003355

I would lead an Alliance military division in which elcor are taught and paid to cooperate with human soldiers so that they become living, mobile, transportation tanks as the humans ride them into battle. On the off time, I would push voluses down stair cases on the Citadel. I would also make sculptures from red sand after killing some dealers to look at and sniff them (with the possibility of inhalation). Also, I would kidnap human babies and give them to the Collectors so that they give me a new, advanced drug that I can profit from it. I'd also request that the Collectors (and the Collector General) join me in appreciating the drugs' aromas.