User blog comment:Kallenovsky/Listmania! Ranking Your Squad/@comment-903543-20131121051630

Even though I don't normally like have something good to say on threads that have been resurrected from the dead, there's nothing wrong with this one so I'll just play along:


 * 1) Legion - Honestly the funniest and most entertaining squadmate I've known
 * 2) Wrex - Biggest badass of a krogan you can find
 * 3) Miranda - Yes, I'm currenly bracing for impact, but she has got to be one of the most interesting characters for me at least
 * 4) Javik - The best troll in the whole galaxy
 * 5) Kasumi - Can't count the amount of times she's pulled me out of the fire with Shadow Strike
 * 6) Grunt - I AM KROGAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
 * 7) Jack - She may been an annoying asshole at first sight, but once I started to realize what she's been through, I really started to grow on her
 * 8) Ashley - Like Miranda, she is definitely one of the most interesting characters, and she's hot
 * 9) Samara - With age comes wisdom, and Samara has lots of it. Not the most interesting character, but I've found her unusually appealing and on top of that, she makes a great teammate
 * 10) Jacob - Best tank at your disposal that isn't named Wrex or Grunt
 * 11) Zaeed - Big goddamn hero!
 * 12) Kaidan - Definitely not the most interesting guy around, but his awesomeness as a teammate makes up for that
 * 13) Garrus - I know Garrus seems a bit low, but he's still my bro and I just happen to have linked with others before him
 * 14) James - I'm aware of how much everyone seems to despise him, and he's not the most interesting character to pop up, but I still think he has good qualities to him
 * 15) Thane - Honestly, the best quality in him is his quality as a squadmate, I just coulsn't get into him
 * 16) Mordin - I know I may sound underappreciative of Mordin, but I just couldn't see anything amazing about him other than his singing abilities. His role in ME3 is probably his only saving grace to prevent me from dropping him down even further
 * 17) Liara - Honestly, I used to be madly in love with this thickhead asari. I wouldn't say that I hate her guts, but when I have very arousing and happy thoughts of her in physical or emotional pain, I take that as a really bad thing
 * 18) EDI - I'll give it to her that she's funny, but if I want a walking synthetic joke book, I think I'll be giving Legion all of the tips
 * 19) Morinth - Honestly, I just really don't ever want to go through the pain of having her on my ship again, I like Samara too much, and when her replacement is some asari swine with a stick up her ass, I take that in no way as a good thing