Cerberus Daily News

The Cerberus Daily News delivers daily news about the Mass Effect universe via the Cerberus Network. In universe these news reports were released in 2185.

2/7/10
"Earth nations gathered around their vidsets today for Super Bowl CCXIX, an annual sporting and media event that culminates North-American-Union-Rules football season. The New York Giants defied expectations and took down the Beijing Dragons in a tight 24-19 game. The highlight was a 69-yard pass from krogan QB Bragus Thul. The game's top-3 hit commercials were Aldrin Labs' hilarious 'Improvise', Unithirst's 'Cola Coffee Rock n'Rolla', and Binary Helix's 'Not My Future, Thanks.' As for the greatest tease, it goes to the trailer for the soon-to-be summer blockbuster Nekyia Corridor, which sent sports fans to the extranet trying to find out what the heck a nekyia was."