Alliance News Network/Profiles in Courage

During the Reaper War in 2186, the Alliance News Network broadcasts a special edition of their show called "Profiles in Courage". The program follows a squad of four agents, members of N7 Special Ops, as they recover from a week-long fight by enjoying some shore leave on the Citadel.

The story is covered by ANN reports and the discussions of the four N7 agents: ANN (@AllianceNewsNet) ) comm channel: ANN channel broadcast the adventures of the four N7 agents. De-MEL-Isher (@De_Mel_Isher ) – A female human N7 engineer who states to be a "grenade-lobbing badass" ready for Reapers, geth, Cerberus, and shore leave. Snarfles (@VorchaDaddy ) – A vorcha soldier who claims to be a flamer and dreamer. He also claims that his opinions are not the opinions of Alliance military, RAAAAA. Amda Talons Flufyria (@TalktotheTalons ) – A female turian vanguard and member of the Cabals who claims to be ready to take back Palaven. Unit 1025 (@ThisUnit1025 ) – A geth infiltrator assisting organics in the defense of the galaxy since 2186 which asserts to have a soul.

Profiles in Courage Special Edition

 * ANN: This is ANN, coming to you with a special edition of Profiles in Courage. This week, shore leave! #Citadel
 * ANN: We join N7 agents as they recover from a week defending our freedom. @De_Mel_isher, @VorchaDaddy, @TalktotheTalons, and @ThisUnit1025
 * De-MEL-Isher: What. No. Guys, who said ANN got to follow us on shore leave? #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: What's wrong with it? It's good to show the galaxy what we're doing for them! Besides, there's not enough female turians in the spotlight!
 * De-MEL-Isher: Yes, we can show them what we're doing ON DUTY. OFF DUTY, I have NEEDS. Snarfles, 1025, TELL me you did not okay this. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @de_mel_isher RAAAAAA TALONS SAID GOOD TO SHOW UNDERREPRESENTED MINORITIES IN POSITIVE ROLE #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: Oh, @talktothetalons, we are TALKING later. Like after I have had many drinks and gotten the ringing of all the grenades out of my ears.
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: This unit intended to visit the Citadel covertly. Presence of ANN cameras may interfere with operations. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @thisunit1025 YES. What he said! I had a LOT of things I wanted to do COVERTLY. #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @de_mel_isher This unit is nongendered and requests that you monitor your privilege. #Citadel


 * ANN: These heroes from four difference [sic] species are all allied against the Reapers. @De_Mel_Isher, @VorchaDaddy, @TalktotheTalons, @ThisUnit1025
 * ANN: They fight for our lives and freedom, and also for the safety and security of the Citadel. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: Okay, screw it, we're sneaking @thisunit1025 in. I don't care. #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: We will divert power from normal combat subroutines to maintain a persistent cloaking field. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @thisunit1025 SHAME YOU NO DO THAT WHEN WE TRYING TO DISABLE DEVICES WHILE COVERED WITH BEES. #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @vorchadaddy Hey, Snarfles, not cool. Now, is this an interview? Do you want a perspective on serving in a turian cabal? #Citadel


 * ANN: ANN is proud to follow these diverse individuals silently and without interference. #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: Fiiiiiiine. All right, let's get cleared through security. #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: We will remain as motionless as possible. #Citadel

Silver Coast Casino

 * ANN: We join @De_Mel_Isher, @VorchaDaddy, @TalktotheTalons, and @ThisUnit1025 on their well-earned shore leave. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: Well, THAT took forever. But finally, Silver Coast Casino. I need something alcoholic, then something limber and increasingly naked.
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: This is gonna be great, you guys. #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @talktothetalons This unit is nongendered and requests that you monitor your privilege. #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: Shut up, @thisunit1025. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: What's up with your name, anyway, @ThisUnit1025? #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_Isher 1025 is the number of digits in 2 to the 10th power, the number of bytes in a kilobyte. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 That's 1024. #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_Isher We count the zero. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 Dude, it's 1024. I KNOW THIS. I am an ENGINEER. #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_Isher You primarily throw grenades. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 And NOW I primarily DRINK. Have fun, and don't wait up for me. Be sure not to lose 2 TO THE 10th PLUS ONE. #Citadel


 * ANN: Close friends despite their differences, the unit shares a bond of camaraderie that transcends species. #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: Time to dance. Maybe find a turian guy or something. Plenty of THEM around! How about you, Snarfles? #Citadel
 * Snarfles: ME HIT QUASAR MACHINE. NEED CREDITS TO BUY NICE PRESENT FOR ASARI GIRLFRIEND ON OMEGA. #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @VorchaDaddy Oh, yeah, her. The one you don't have any pictures of? #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @TalktotheTalons ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. SHE REAL! #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @VorchaDaddy Uh-huh. Anyway, why do you need more money to buy her something? #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @TalktotheTalons ME NO NEED TO BUY HER ANYTHING. SHE RESPECT ME FOR WHO ME AM. BUT WANT HER TO KNOW ME THINK OF HER! #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: VorchaDaddy Yeah, good luck with that. I'm going to be shaking my spurs off and looking for a guy with nice mandibles. #Citadel


 * ANN: The common bond for this group? A commitment to earning their victories legitimately through teamwork. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @ThisUnit1025 RAAAAA MACHINE, YOU STILL HERE? #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @VorchaDaddy Yes. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @ThisUnit1025 ME MAYBE ALREADY LOST MOST OF CREDITS ON QUASAR. YOU HELP? #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @VorchaDaddy Inability to calculate simple probability on your part does not obligate cheating on ours. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @ThisUnit1025 IT NOT FOR ME! IT FOR ASARI GIRLFRIEND ON OMEGA! #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @VorchaDaddy We have not yet reached consensus regarding the existence of the mate you have described. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @ThisUnit1025 MAYBE YOU NO CAN HACK QUASAR MACHINE. YOU NOT EVEN COUNT TO 2 TO 10TH POWER RIGHT. #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @VorchaDaddy Remain silent. We will recover your credits #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @VorchaDaddy You are failing to remain silent. Audio comparison to medical references suggests asthma or a deviated septum. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @ThisUnit1025 IT NATURAL PART OF VORCHA BREATHING. GIRLFRIEND THINK IT SEXY. #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @VorchaDaddy Error: Silver Coast Casino anti-cheating software has been alerted to our activity. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @ThisUnit1025 RAAAAAAA! YOU MACHINE! HOW YOU NO HACK RIGHT? #Citadel


 * ANN: Even when they encounter setbacks, the team focuses on working together as a single dedicated unit. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @ThisUnit1025 STUPID MACHINE! ME NO GO TO JAIL BECAUSE YOU TOO DUMB TO HACK QUASAR GAME! #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @VorchaDaddy Regardless of our perceived intelligence, we possess a tactical cloak, while you do not. #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: Hey, guys, what's up, and wow, look at all these security guys coming our way. Hey, Mister Big-Crest, busy night on the job? #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: Woooo! Guys! Guys, meet my hot date! This is Thax! #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @De_Mel_Isher Um, Thax the criminal warlord krogan? That Thax? #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @TalktotheTalons I told him I had a turian cabal member in my squad, and he couldn't believe it. Had to see for himself! #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @De_Mel_Isher Why couldn't he believe it? Doesn't think a cabal member can handle the field with the rest of the N7s? #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @De_Mel_Isher Too pretty? I'll show you pretty! Just because krogan keep all their women penned up like cattle… #Citadel
 * Snarfles: RAAAAA YOU NO GET IN PERSONAL SPACE OF TALONS, STUPID KROGAN! #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: Hey, come on, guys, don't be jerks. Thax is gonna take us out on his yacht to do shots later! #Citadel
 * Snarfles: RAAAAA SECURITY, THAX BIG CRIMINAL, PROBABLY HE DOING ANY HACKING OF QUASAR GAME! #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @VorchaDaddy Agreed. The krogan is the likely suspect. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 Oh, 1024, you're still here! Oh, hey, security guys, it's just my geth buddy -- don't worry, he's a kickass shot. #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @de_mel_isher This unit is nongendered and requests -- Alert: security officers are drawing weapons. #Citadel


 * ANN: High-spirited and full of life, the squad fights above all else for the people they have sworn to protect. #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: Crap. CHAAAAAAAAAARGE! #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! #Citadel

Armax Arsenal Arena

 * ANN: We now continue our broadcast of Profiles in Courage, following a diverse team of heroes fighting to protect the galaxy. #Citadel
 * ANN: Our squad of @De_Mel_isher, @VorchaDaddy, @TalktotheTalons, and @ThisUnit1025 is still enjoying shore leave! #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: What the crap happened, you guys? I was gonna get shots and a trip to a yacht and laid. #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @De_Mel_isher Yeah, by a krogan CRIMINAL WARLORD! #Citadel
 * Snarfles: CASINO SECURITY STILL LOOKING. WE HIDE IN COMBAT ARENA. BIG CROWD, LOTS OF GUNS! #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: Hey, 1024, you with us? #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @TalktotheTalons If you are referring to this unit, yes. The only remaining evidence of our hacking attempt is the interface port we dropped
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 You dropped an interface port? Is that like just having a toe fall off or something? #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 Hey, don't do that thing with your flashlight head, it's a fair question and I'm really drunk. #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_isher This unit observed your former squadmate, operative Richards, picking it up when Casino Security apprehended him. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 Enh, he was kind of a tool. Always stole the grenades from my pylon. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 Said he needed them because his missiles didn't fire fast enough. No trouble firing fast enough that one time, I'll tell you.
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: Anyway, @De_Mel_isher, we did you a favor. Thax was a creep. Saying the turian cabals didn't have what it took for front-line combat.
 * De-MEL-Isher: @TalktotheTalons Oh, yeah, that would absolutely have stopped me from having mind-blowing sex with him. #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: Wow, this combat arena is HUGE. And it's free to the public tonight! I could get in there and show EVERYONE what a cabal vanguard can do!
 * Snarfles: @TalktotheTalons AND GET PRIZE MONEY FOR ASARI GIRLFRIEND ME HAVE! #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @VorchaDaddy …Also that, sure. Okay, wish me luck. And also, if you see Thax, we should probably run. I might have biotically poisoned him.
 * De-MEL-Isher: @TalktotheTalons How the crap did you poison him? #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @De_Mel_isher BIOTICALLY. I just SAID that. How drunk are you? #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @TalktotheTalons Faaaaaairly? Okay, let's find good seats and watch Talons kick some ass! #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @De_Mel_isher WAIT. WHAT IF SHE LOSE? ME NO GET CREDITS BEFORE! #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @VorchaDaddy I'm sorry, little snarfly guy. Life is like that. There are no guarantees. We all just have to try our best. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @De_Mel_isher WHAT IF WE HACK COMBAT SIMULATOR? #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @VorchaDaddy Hell yes, GOOD plan. 1024, you game? #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_isher This unit is very rarely thanked for disabling devices or applying medi-gel to downed comrades. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 Oh, come on, don't be pissy. Look, how else is Snarfles ever going to get his imaginary girlfriend to have sex with him?
 * Snarfles: @De_Mel_isher RAAAAAA, THAT OFFENSIVE ON SEVERAL LEVELS! #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_isher Acceptable. We will hack the combat simulator to allow Talons to win. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @ThisUnit1025 GOOD! OVER HERE! NOBODY SEE! #Citadel


 * ANN: With inventive problem-solving skills, this N7 squad always puts the team ahead of personal concerns. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: And here we go! Wow, look at her down there. I guess she DOES poison stuff biotically! Mass effect fields can do ANYTHING! #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: We are prepared to hack holographic enemy behavior protocols. What enemy set is she engaging? #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 Oh, geth. Should be easy for you, huh? #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_isher Clarify. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @ThisUnit1025 REAPER-CONTROLLED GETH. BAD GETH. NOT GOOD GETH. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @VorchaDaddy Well, I don't know about that. I mean, admittedly, I'm pretty hammered, and I wasn't listening to the announcer, but… #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_isher This is offensive. Our people are now fighting alongside yours. We should not be depicted as enemies. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 Why not? It's like us killing those Cerberus jerkwads! Plus you helped us fight ACTUAL geth just yesterday! #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_isher Those are geth platforms being controlled by Reaper code, not geth programs. Do you not read the N7 newsletter? @Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 We have a newsletter? #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_isher We will not allow our people to be symbolically killed. Altering program. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @ThisUnit1025 WHAT YOU DO? THAT NOT VOICE YOU USE WHEN DO SOMETHING GOOD. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: Holy crap, he turned all the geth into primes. This calls for another drink. #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025:@De_Mel_isher This unit is nongendered and requests that you monitor your privilege. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: Man, she does move her little turian ass around that arena pretty fast, I'll give her that! Run, girlfriend! #Citadel
 * Snarfles: RAAAAAA! YOU TURN OFF PRIMES! #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: Is that Thax? Hey, I think Thax just busted in through the entry door. Wow, he looks PISSED. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: ME GO HELP! #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: Alert: Combat arena schematics suggest that an electrical barrier surrounds the field of play. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 Yyyyyyyep, sure does. It's okay, he's a vorcha. He'll be fine once he's no longer on fire. #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_isher Casino security has sent an alert message to the staff of Armax Arena to arrest suspects matching your descriptions.
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 What the hell did I do? Probably good if we left. Thax really seems to want to kill Talons. Can you turn off the primes?
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_isher Negative. However, we can modify them to provide her with a diversion. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 What are you gonna -- hunh. Turned 'em all into vorcha? Nice! #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: Hey, and I bet a nice grenade blast would knock out the wall and give Snarfles and Talons a way out! #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_isher That is unlikely. A holographic grenade from the combat simulator will not damage the walls. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 Who said anything about holograms? Fire in the hole! #Citadel

Silversun Strip

 * ANN: Pride. Dedication. Commitment. Profiles in Courage follows the stories of those who give their all for all of us. #Citadel
 * ANN: Still on shore leave, @De_Mel_isher, @VorchaDaddy, @TalktotheTalons, and @ThisUnit1025 have grown closer as a squad... and as friends.
 * De-MEL-Isher: You guys suck. I have been on shore leave for three hours and my panties are still on. #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @De_Mel_isher Where are we? And also, how did you smuggle a grenade onto the Citadel? #Citadel
 * Snarfles: RAAAAA, CASTLE ARCADE. LOTS OF GAMES. SPACESHIPS FIGHT, ROBOTS FIGHT! #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: Just robots, though, 1024. Not geth. So don't get your damn omni-panties in a bunch about it. #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_isher Please explain your current rhetorical fixation on undergarments. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 Where do you think I hid the grenade? #Citadel
 * Snarfles: GAMES HERE NO GIVE CREDITS! MAYBE WIN PRIZE FOR ASARI GIRLFRIEND? #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @VorchaDaddy Or if you don't win anything, just give her an IMAGINARY prize, since she's your IMAGINARY girlfriend. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @TalktotheTalons ME ALMOST HEALED FROM BEING ON FIRE BEFORE, BUT WORDS NOT HEAL SO FAST. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: Hey, look, there's Thax by the entrance! And he brought his varren! He said it was show-quality! #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: I look forward to admiring its pedigree as it EATS us. #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: Alert: Combat Arena Security has entered the building. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 Could be worse. We've at least lost the casino security, right? #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: Alert: Silver Coast Casino Security has entered the building. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @ThisUnit1025 YOU STOP SAYING THINGS. SAY THINGS MAKE MORE BAD THINGS HAPPEN! #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @De_Mel_isher So even your huge human panties weren't big enough to fit that bad boy, huh? #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: So we've got bad guys ahead of us, to the left of us, and above us. See, this is why I wished I'd brought my grenade pylon. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @TalktotheTalons Hey, my human panties are PETITE, THANKS, and at least I don't have to worry about my big freaky talons aaaaand she's gone.
 * Snarfles: @De_Mel_isher SHE DO THING WHERE SHE CHARGE THROUGH ENEMIES AND POISON THEM! #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @VorchaDaddy Yeah. Biotically. Wow, Thax looks green. He's probably not going to want to show me his yacht after this. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @De_Mel_isher ME THINK TIME TO RUN AFTER HER. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: Ow. Ow. Excuse me. Hey, you, me, later -- no? Nice varren! #Citadel
 * Snarfles: RAAAAA! IT NOT NICE! IT BITING ME! #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: We recommend you continue running and avoid confrontation with the varren. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 Ahhhh! Why are you on the radio? I thought you were still next to us! #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_isher We began running almost immediately. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @ThisUnit1025 INFILTRATOR CLOAK AND RUN AWAY, LEAVE REST OF US TO DO FIGHTING. WHY ME NO SURPRISED? #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: We have hacked Thax's personal transportation. We will wait for you to join us before lifting off. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: Okay, we're outside, now which one is… heeeey, is that the yacht? #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @De_Mel_isher KEEP RUNNING! VARREN STILL BITING ARM! #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: Here, climb on. It's really more of a sky-barge than a yacht. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @TalktotheTalons It's a YACHT! And I could've gotten LAID on it if you hadn't had such a damn chip on your big spiky shoulder! #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: Lifting off now. This vehicle has an unfamiliar control system. Compensating. #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @De_Mel_isher Well, if you hadn't brought a KROGAN CRIMELORD around as your date, maybe I wouldn't have had to poison his driver to escape!
 * De-MEL-Isher: @TalktotheTalons Wait, you poisoned that guy on the floor? That's not his driver. That's Richards. #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @De_Mel_isher Oh, really? So it is. Well, he was near the sky-barge. I assumed he was a guard. #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @De_Mel_isher He'll be okay, though. I've got an antidote that should minimize any neural damage. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @TalktotheTalons VARREN STILL BITING ARM. ME OKAY IF YOU POISON IT! #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @VorchaDaddy What? No! It's cute! And oh, oh, oh, look, the bar is fully stocked on this thing! #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: Control system still unfamiliar. Compensating. #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @ThisUnit1025 Hey, 1025, buddy, I can't help but notice we're losing altitude. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: It'd be great if he had some food, because three shots of ryncol on an empty stomach is a lot even for me. #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @ThisUnit1025 1025? Altitude. You can operate a manual-shift skycar, right? #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: Compensating. #Citadel
 * Snarfles: RAAAA, WE CRASH! ME NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING! #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @VorchaDaddy Is there any chance you could CONJUGATE it? Seriously, we all have translation interfaces.You can't handle simple verbs by now?
 * Snarfles: @De_Mel_isher ME NOT ACTUALLY HAVE ASARI GIRLFRIEND. #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @VorchaDaddy Well, duh. #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: Alert: Impact in Presidium lake in five, four, three, two... #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: Everybody okay? @De_Mel_isher, I can't believe you're still walking, much less swimming across a damn lake. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @TalktotheTalons Don't be insulting. Wait... It's a YACHT. Aren't they supposed to float? #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @De_Mel_isher I think he was maybe exaggerating a little about the yacht. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: Damn it. Snarfles, you all right? #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @De_Mel_isher RAAAAA, ME LIVE! HELD ON TO YOU. YOU SEEMED LIKE GOOD SWIMMER. VERY FLOATY. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @VorchaDaddy Really? Well, glad I could help. Apparently. #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: How about @ThisUnit1025? #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @TalktotheTalons ME NO THINK GETH FLOAT. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @VorchaDaddy He's waterproof, right? They couldn't have kicked the quarians off Rannoch if you could break them by throwing water on 'em.
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: All right, everybody climb up onto shore. So, Snarfles, why'd you lie about having an asari girlfriend? #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @TalktotheTalons ME WANTED TO IMPRESS YOU. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @VorchaDaddy With your ability to tell lies that nobody believed? Hey, unrelatedly, is ryncol bad for humans? #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @VorchaDaddy WHY did you want to impress us? #Citadel
 * Snarfles: @TalktotheTalons NOT ALL. YOU. ME NO HAVE GREAT BIOTICS OR CABAL SKILLS. BUT ME THINK IF ME HAVE CREDITS AND GIRLFRIEND, YOU THINK ME GOOD.
 * Snarfles: @TalktotheTalons BUT ALONG WAY, ME REALIZED IT NOT IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND ME WANTED. IT REAL GIRLFRIEND. WHO FIGHT WELL AND POISON PEOPLE.
 * Snarfles: @TalktotheTalons YOU EVERYTHING ME NEVER KNEW ME ALWAYS WANTED. AND KNOW ME NOT PRETTY TURIAN WITH BIG MANDIBLES, BUT-- #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @VorchaDaddy Shut up and kiss me, Snorfles. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @TalktotheTalons I am going to throw up. #Citadel
 * Amda Talons Flufyria: @De_Mel_isher Hey, RACISM. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @TalktotheTalons No, no, literally, I'm pretty sure ryncol is actually poisonous for people. I mean human people. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_isher We can administer poison-control measures if necessary. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 Gah! Where the crap did you come from? #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_isher Geth do not float. We walked along the underside of the lake. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 Good to know. So, Snorfles and Talons are hooking up for the night. Um, maybe literally. Are they CAUGHT on each other there?
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_isher We approve of this opportunity for emotional bonding within the squad. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 So wait, I'm going to get sick from the ryncol, and THOSE TWO get laid? Who am I supposed to shack up with, 1024, you?
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_isher This unit's number is 1025. And we are currently in a committed relationship with your grenade pylon. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 Son of a… aaand there's a C-Sec hovercraft. With a spotlight. That's our cue to clear out! #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: Hey, wait. Is that Richards out there on the tip of the yacht? #Citadel
 * Geth Infiltrator1025: @De_Mel_isher Affirmative. And the varren. #Citadel
 * De-MEL-Isher: @ThisUnit1025 Ah, I'm sure they'll be fine. #Citadel

Trivia

 * This broadcast was launched to promote the Mass Effect 3: Citadel DLC, where Commander Shepard and the squad also get some shore leave and may visit locations such as the Silver Coast Casino and the Armax Arsenal Arena.
 * The N7 squad with agents of four different species reflects Mass Effect 3's multiplayer mode, where squads of four soldiers fight the Reaper threat together.
 * Thax's pilot, Richards, is an Alliance specialist N7 Destroyer and a former squadmate of De-MEL-Isher.
 * It is suggested by developers that De-MEL-Isher is the female marine named "Mel" into the entrance of the Purgatory Bar on the Citadel in Mass Effect 3.
 * This particular twitter story can also be considered as canon but only in playthrought where the geth are spared during the mission on Rannoch.