User blog:The Milkman/ME3 Predictions

Mass Effect 3 will be here soon, but it's never too late for baseless predictions! The following is a list of my spot-on predictions about BioWare's conclusion to the epic trilogy.

'''Warning: As I am totally the next Nostradamus, this blog contains major spoilers for a game that hasn't been released yet. Don't say I didn't warn you.'''

Predictions

 * The council will continue to dismiss any claims that the Reapers exist, even whilst they kill them.
 * The Rachni Queen will make you regret your decision to save her.
 * You get a pet Thresher Maw.
 * The elevators will make a comeback.
 * Harbinger will assume direct control approximately 9,967 more times.
 * The geth will infiltrate.
 * Shepard and Wrex will engage in an epic name shouting contest.
 * Mordin will preform an encore.
 * Probing Uranus will still be funny.
 * You will get to punch an annoying reporter (again).
 * You will get an Elcor biotic as a squad mate.
 * If Shepard dies in Mass Effect 2, Joker will become the main playable character.
 * Miranda's rear end will implode.
 * Despite being the only hope for all life in known existence, half of the galaxy will still want you dead.
 * Every civilisation and race you encounter will force you to something they deem to be of much higher importance than saving all life in the omniverse.
 * Garrus will decline Shepard's offer to help defeat the Reapers, saying he will do it once his calibrations are done.
 * We will either never get to see Tali's face, or it will be very ugly. Prepare for disapointment.
 * Resource gathering will continue to get even more boring.
 * Wrex will unveil his master to plan to stop the Reapers: eating them.
 * Joker and EDI will get married in the end.