User blog comment:The Milkman/Indoctrination Theorists Say the Darndest Things/@comment-4953843-20121021072412/@comment-4237253-20121021073436

I thought about it, but decided against it for a few reasons.

1. The quotes are funny enough on their own. If people get offended, they can go ahead and out themselves. :)

2. Some are from YouTube, though a link to their channels would have sufficed.

3. I'm lazy. Sorry. ;)