User blog:Biggreybear/Things that bugged me once I had noticed them...

OK this is my first blog post, anywhere ever so please be gentle.

I've played through ME3 several times and whilst I know all the usual criticisms I thought I would post something a little more light hearted.

Why are there pigeons on the Presidium? I know that the Earth Ambassador was responsible for the landscaping but really, pigeons? Imagine you are sat outside Apollo cafe listening to Ashley whine or Liara tell you what a great information broker she is and you end up getting dumped on by the pigeons lined up on the veranda. Seriously, this is why no one is prepared to help Earth.

Who is that bloke that wanders around the crew deck on the Normandy who just salutes you if you try to interact with him?

If you were, at a given moment, the most important military officer in Earth's history would you really be happy that no one shows you any respect. I mean Traynor calls you commander but she is just desperate to get in Femshep's pants, everyone else just calls you Shepard which I think is plain rude.

During the mission to rescue the Turian platoon there is one point where no matter who your squad mates are they shout 'this way' at one specific point. Considering how little geographical assistance they give you otherwise it bothers me.

Kai Lang and his squad of phantoms are not intimidated by Shepard and two squadmates. They don't seem concerned that there is another Spectre waiting at the top of the lift shaft. It therefore confuses me that they are scared off by a wounded C-Sec officer and his apparently unarmed and mute mate. Seriously, for all his enhancements, his combat assesment skills are rubbish.

Why is it that Liara wears no underwear whilst Traynor wears her underwear in the shower. Apparently Shepard showers fully clothed.

And finally, and this is the big one. If Miranda is so genetically perfect why the hell does she keep scratching her chest. She can't go twenty seconds without having a good old go at herself. Surely there would be some sort of cream for that in the future. I mean it's bad enough that most of your squadmates pose like bodybuilders during a conversation but Miranda's itch really bothers me.

As I said this is meant in light hearted jest so please don't be vitriolic. I would be curious if anyone else had noticed little details that distract you like this.