User:Arbington/Old Userpage Sections

Zaeed In ME3
Though my old "Zaeed for ME3 Squadmate" thread was locked, another thread apparently exists (Indeed, that's why mine was locked in the first place.), and I'd like to support it. Those who wish to see the ultimate badass, Zaeed Massani, in Mass Effect 3 should swing by here and voice their support. All that is needed is one post, and indeed any help is greatly appreciated.

The Wasteland Operation
Those who find themselves at www.bungie.net should check out my group, The Wasteland Operation. It's an off-topic group with a friendly, gaming-based community.

ME3 Theories
If you'd like, you can visit my blog on Mass Effect 3 and what might happen in it. The discussion has been going for a while now, and anyone is welcome to participate.

DLC Theories
As a sort of sequel to my "ME3 Theories" blog, I've created a DLC Theories blog. It deals with the possibilities for future ME2 DLC. Feel free to tell everyone your ideas! Who knows, maybe BioWare will be inspired by this at some point to make one of those ideas a reality.

Other Wiki Page of the Week
Here, I will showcase a page from another wiki that I think is interesting. I will try to update it with a new page every Friday, but I'm sure at some point I'll miss a day.

February

1.Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb

2.Yes Man

3.Itachi Uchiha

January

1.The Dark Brotherhood

2.Spock

3.BioWare

4.Ernie The Giant Chicken

December

1.Ezio Auditore da Firenze

2.Darth Nihilus

3.Hank Hill

4.Zapp Brannigan

5.Viktor Reznov

November

1.The Arbiter

2.Caesar's Legion

3.Zabuza Momochi

4.Deus Ex Machina (Machinima Series)

October

1.Sheogorath

2.Captain Kirk

3.Bungie

4.Brian Griffin

September

1.Boba Fett

2.Dale Gribble

3.Bender "Bending" Rodriguez

4.Captain John Price

August

1.Sangheili (Elites)

2.The Capital Wasteland

3.Kakashi Hatake

4.Red vs Blue

5.Altair Ibn-La'Ahad

Something Awesome
I'll update this whenever I find something awesome that everyone absolutely must see immediately. Side effects may include blowing your mind. Fell free to comment on my Talk Page if you'd like.

[http://www.codemystics.com/halo2600/ Halo. Atari style.]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk Vader Sessions. A must-see for Star Wars fans.] (WARNING!- Has some language and such.)

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwVourCJOFE Mass Effect Law and Order. I would totally watch this if it were real.]

Top Gear tests the Ford Fiesta like it's never been tested before.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSEST-oQH68 Who could possibly make the song Poker Face good? Eric Cartman, that's who.]

Ever wonder what it'd be like to meet the hero of an RPG game? (WARNING!- Has some language and such.)

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V5AC7gPAGo Behold... THE SUPER PUNCH!!!] (WARNING!- Has some language and such.)

You may have heard of these rallies (or not), but truly, they belong in the "Something Awesome" section. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert for President and Vice President! Really, this is awesome.

[http://www.mechronicles.com/ Be sure to check out "Mass Effect: Chronicles", a Mass Effect RPG being made by a few devoted fans. It looks to be pretty good, and apparently you'll be able to play as a turian, salarian, or asari. Pretty cool.]

This news report, made popular by The Daily show, was epically remixed. BEHOLD!!!! DUDE YOU HAVE NO QURAN!!!

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI This is a hilarious video. Truly a comedy masterpiece.]

It's been quite a while since I've updated this. Here's a lot of funny/awesome things I've found, to make up for the delay -
 * Ah, MST3K. That show truly did rule.
 * Jet Jaguar Song
 * Rex Dart: Eskimo Spy!
 * Fans of the anime show Naruto may get a laugh out of the Fun With Akatsuki series by OmniStrife.
 * Fun With Akatsuki 01
 * Though mildly inappropriate, this video accurately depicts an Elder Scrolls fan's reaction to the announcement of TESV: Skyrim.
 * Skyrim
 * Mass Effect fans may enjoy the humorous reviews of Teamudf.
 * Let's Play Mass Effect 2 Part 1: Intro
 * Fans of FPS games absolutely have to play this parody game made to promote Bulletstorm. It's called "Duty Calls", and it's not just gonna blow your mind, it's gonna blow your soul.
 * Duty Calls
 * Remember that fan project, Mass Effect Chronicles? Here's an epic promotional video for the game.
 * Vazill Stares Into Your Soul
 * Fans of the addicting game Minecraft will love these amusing review series. The first one is hilarious, by a guy named Stixz. The second is by that guy from earlier, Teamudf.
 * Stixz Minecraft Episode 1
 * Let's Play Minecraft Part 1

Awesome Quotes
This section contains awesome/funny quotes, following no intended central theme whatsoever. Will be updated whenever I find something to update it with.

1."Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. I suppose that can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true? You've run a maze like a good little rat. But no cheese for you yet. Well, maybe a little." - Sheogorath, Deadric Prince of Madness, Elder Scrolls IV: The Shivering Isles

2.Anyone can read the news to ''you. I promise to feel the news... at you.'' - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Season 1

3.I was born to take it easy. - Minor Junior Private -1st Class Dexter Grif, Red vs Blue, Season 8

4.Chickens are a vital link in nature's chain, and that's why we use them to play chicken-ball in the house! - Master Shake, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Season 2

5.Yes, a tiny net is a death sentence, it's a net and it's tiny! Master Pain/Betty, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

6.''You killed Flipyap! Or Yapflip, was he... It was Yapflip... No, Flipyap is his brother. Don't tell me I don't know Flipyap! Flipyap and I went to Nipple Academy together! And.... and he's dead...'' - Grunt, Halo 3

7.''I'm telling you this because you don't get it, you think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?'' - Kakashi Hatake, Naruto, Season 1

8.Because it's a BIG, STUPID, JELLYFISH! - Commander Shepard, Mass Effect

9.''This is the prototype NOVA Bomb, nine fusion warheads encased in lithium triteride armor. When detonated, it compresses its fissionable material to neutron-star density, boosting the thermonuclear yield a hundredfold. I am Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb, temporarily in command of the UNSC military base Reach. To the Covenant uglies that might be listening, you have a few seconds to pray to your damned heathen gods. You all have a nice day in hell...'' - Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb (recording), Halo: Ghosts of Onyx