User blog comment:Biggreybear/Things that bugged me once I had noticed them.../@comment-899316-20120610025008

Here are a few things that bugged me -

Why does Javik not seem even remotely distressed when I wake him up wearing Collector Armor?

Speaking of Collectors, where the heck are they? They're still around, but why haven't I seen one?

Why didn't Mordin just leave the tower after he finished his work? He had enough time! Really, people have measured it, he had enough time!

Why does everybody just stand there and let a terminally ill frog man fight Kai Leng? Really, nobody thought to lend a hand?

Why is the ghost of Balak trying to kill me?

If I were Shepard, I would have kept the Illusive Man's chair.

Why is it ideal for everybody to magically turn green? How does that fix things, exactly?

In the Control ending, Shepard takes control of the Reapers. Why not just make them all self-destruct? Self-destructing Reapers seems like the ideal ending to me.

Where did all the Virtual Aliens go?

Why can't Zaeed join my squad? All he does is stand around and heckle batarians.

Where the heck did Grunt go, and why can't he join my team either?

If Mordin lives, what's his excuse?

Or Samara's? She's joining the fight, why not join my squad?

Why is it that I'm railroaded into making a racist comment about hanar when I do Kasumi's mission? My Shepard would never call a hanar a jellyfish. He's classy like that.

Salarian males and females. What's the difference? Linron looks just like the salarian Councilor. That could easily just be a salarian male who inhaled some helium.

Everything everybody else said.

What's wrong with Traynor's teeth?! A toothbrush of that magnitude isn't something you get just for kicks and giggles.

Why is Vega constantly exercising?

Why do half the people on the Normandy seem to want into Shep's pants? I kind of wanted a restraining order a few times.

Food. Why does Shepard never eat it? And where did Mess-Sergeant Gardener go? All of the old crew members make an appearance except him.

Javik is never happy. Ever. I have taken to calling him "Chuckles" for that very reason.

How can Tali use a standard straw? Wouldn't there be some sort of contamination or something?

What is the Illusive Man's problem/ He never even gives you the option to join him, he just goes straight to enmity. I supported him throughout ME2, and this is what I get?