User blog:Legionwrex/Talitis Romantis Syndrome.

Talitis Romantis Syndrome is the mental disorder that can turn the perfectly logical human male into a feral beast know as a "Talimancer".

Today in this blog, you will join me as I explore this strange disorder and the Talimancers it creates.

The 3 Stages of Talis Romantis
There are multiple stages of Talis Romantis, but they can be condensed down into these three stages.


 * Stage 1:The human male only romances Tali, all other romances are out of the question.


 * Stage 2:The human male does everything above, but also reads and writes fanfics of Tali.


 * Stage 3:The human male does all of the above, but also frequently goes to the internet (Youtube, BSN, ect.) and attacks anyone who has a different opinion of Tali than said Talimancer does.

How to contract Talis Romantis
Talis Romantis is contracted through frequent romancing of Tali and or spending time with Talimancers.

It is believed both Tali and her Talimancer produce a special type of gas that causes transformation to happen.

The behavior of Talimancers
The odd creatures known as Talimancers are pack animals. They cannot stand their ground in a one-on-one fight but when two or more team up they can be quite deadly. As such, it is a general idea to avoid confrontation if necessary.

The often can be found on websites such as Youtube commenting on how great Tali is. Do to their numbers, it is not uncommon for a Talimancer to have the top comment.

Talimancers in general can't stand the thought of another romance, so it is best to avoid the discussing this with them, as it will often provoke an attack.

The Cure for Talis Romantis
Although extremely rare, it is possible for a Talimancer to be cured of their condition. This requires extensive therapy and meditation, along with choosing other romances.

There is also said to be a mystical serum, that can supposedly cure Talis Romantis with a single gulp. Many have searched for it, although they are often met with little to no success.

Conclusion
I hope you have enjoyed this detailed summary of Talis Romantis. Please just remember that Talimancers are still people (no mater how feral they may be) so treat them as such.