Forum:My Romance Perspective.

My thought process when it comes to the romance option of squad members.

(direct exert from my bio)

I'm loyal to Ashley all the way. Tali = 12 fingers and toes <--- ewe Liara = I'm still uncomfortable with the whole blue "mono-gender" / "unisex" thing. Not being able to give birth to a son and she's old as hell. Right at about 110 in ME3 time <--- disgusting. She could have been my great great grandmother's best friend. Miranda = Can't have kids cause she was cloned from a penis (man). Jack = I pursued a romance with her in ME2 only cause I refused to masturbate while thinking about Ashley. A really sweet person once you get to know her and can get over the possibility that her pussy is probably loose as hell with numerous STD's from slutting and being raped often.

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I pretend that I am Shepard, and put in those situations in ignorance, I'd happily fuck Miranda and Liara, but would resist temptation knowing those facts... or maybe save them as a last resort. lol

I'm going to hate having to choose between Jack and Ashley for fear that Jack may pwn my true love after I "pull a 180 on [Jack]"

Anyways... I'm interested in responses to my Mass Effect romance mentality as well curious to hear about yours.