User blog:The Milkman/Life Lessons from Mass Effect

I have explored the farthest reaches of the Milky Way galaxy, and I have come to learn a few important facts over the course of my spectacular space adventures.

Life Lessons

 * Regardless of how you actually look, half of your squad mates still have the burning desire to make love with you.
 * Nothing in the universe could ever get done with you.
 * Events can occur in a nanosecond; Liara T'Soni is capable of killing someone and removing all traces of the body in the blink of an eye, all whilst you are downstairs.
 * Every problem in the galaxy, whether it's relationship advice or the fate of an entire race, is up to you to solve, regardless of your actual involvement.
 * People often tell their entire life story to random strangers.
 * Your choices carry so much weight that they have the power to change a star's colour.
 * Everyone in the universe, even your close friends and lovers, remains on a last-name basis with you.
 * Adults often engage in coitus fully clothed.
 * Calibrations are more important than friendship.