User:Marauder 09

Not assuming that anyone really gives a rat's ass about this, but I may be away from here for periods of time.

About me
I'm just your typical metalhead gamer. Judging by the Slayer profile image, I love heavy metal. This whole Mass Effect thing is probably just a phase so I'll be spell checking while it lasts :). I'm openly male and bisexual too, so this isn't your place to be homophobes :p. Besides Mass Effect, I'm also a big fan of Star Wars, Racing, Resident Evil, and music, obviously. I come from a German and Swedish descent but I'm also Norwegian, Scottish, and Irish. My hair is dirty blonde and I have blue eyes. I also live in the state of Minnesota, Minneapolis area.

INVENTIONS!!!!!

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Reminders to self

 * 1) If you need something done, do it yourself, and ask for assistance after you've finished.
 * 2) If you're going to fail, fail trying rather than failing and looking like a fool.
 * 3) Don't trust anoyone, unless you're playing a game, then you can trust someone on the screen.
 * 4) Deicide and Metallica are excellent bands.
 * 5) CoD is overrated. But Black Ops is okay.
 * 6) So is Halo. Now await for the flaming to commence.
 * 7) I type crap up because I have nothing else to do.
 * 8) Final Fantasy XIII is a great game.
 * 9) Mass Effect is still better.
 * 10) So is Dragon Age.
 * 11) Liara and Tali have the most annoying fanbases ever.
 * 12) Everytime someone hates on Miranda, Jacob, Ashley, and Kaidan, the more I love them.
 * 13) Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Final Fantasy, Skyrim, and Uncharted are my 5 games of choice. Resident Evil in a close 6th place.
 * 14) Nothing compares to the awesomeness of heavy metal, rock, and punk.
 * 15) Beethoven and Wagner still kick ass.
 * 16) So does Grunge.
 * 17) brokeNCYDE is the worst band ever.
 * 18) Drawing pictures of Lightning, Vanille, Aveline, Fang, Hope, Isabela, Miranda, etc. generally gives you a weird look, which you should take as a positive. :)
 * 19) If someone uses "gay" to describe how bad something is, they are a homophobe.
 * 20) If someone thinks men cant be bisexuals, they are an idiot.
 * 21) If someone thinks it's impossible for anyone to be bisexual, they an even bigger idiot.
 * 22) Wearing Metallica and Slayer shirts generally gives you a O_o look. Which should be taken as a positive and/or amusement.
 * 23) Being hated for something is another sign that you are doing it right. :)
 * 24) Being loved for something is another sign that you are also doing it right. :)
 * 25) Supposedly knowing the name of all 196 countries in the world apparently makes you a nerd, which you're supposed to smile at.
 * 26) Acting crazy is not a very compelling arguement. :p
 * 27) Mainstream should be referred to as "shitstream" as often as you can remember. :p
 * 28) Bands dont sell-out, they simply do what they want.
 * 29) Sticking out from the crowd is better than blending in.
 * 30) I used to like blending in, before it was too mainstream. :p
 * 31) Making random comments in German is an effective strategy to turn a few heads.
 * 32) Negative looks from people is more amusing and positive than positive ones.
 * 33) Being an outcast is fun.
 * 34) Turn heads because 'tis amusing. :p
 * 35) If someone says you are an idiot or a satanist for listening to heavy metal, only proves that 1. that they are a complete idiot, and 2. that you aren't an idiot or a satanist.
 * 36) If someone is trying to annoy you, dont say stop, have some fun with it.
 * 37) Arguements in the lobby are never won, only lost to those who participated.
 * 38) When a prep complains about you being how you are, you're doing it right, and they're doing it wrong.
 * 39) Whining about an ending should be frowned upon.
 * 40) When in a classroom: Sit down, shut up, and do what you're told.
 * 41) Turning a few heads then running away from the situation is fun.
 * 42) Golden note to self: Recieving criticism, good or bad is the best thing ever, because you are always doing it right. :p

What I have learned from playing video games for almost 9 years now

 * 1) That RPG's own all else.
 * 2) That MMO's are filled with immature little babies who cant spell the word "the" correctly.
 * 3) Shooters are good, but they get old.
 * 4) Miranda and Lightning are really freaking hot.
 * 5) If you get hate for doing something, you're doing it right.
 * 6) "Your mom" is the least creative and the worst comeback ever.
 * 7) Kaidan and Jacob are also freaking hot.
 * 8) Do not partake in the pointless arguements in the lobby room. Laugh at the ones partaking in the arguement.
 * 9) Playing Final Fantasy usually is seen as a bad thing.
 * 10) Playing a PS3 is usually seen as a bad thing.
 * 11) Racing and Sports games are also good.
 * 12) That Jack Thompson is a complete attention whore.
 * 13) Veto World of Warcraft.
 * 14) When all else fails, go for the eyes.
 * 15) Boss fights are annoying.

PS3

 * 1) Alpha Protocol
 * 2) Assassin's Creed II
 * 3) Assassin's Creed III
 * 4) Bayonetta
 * 5) Blur
 * 6) Borderlands
 * 7) Burnout Paradise
 * 8) DiRT 2
 * 9) DiRT 3
 * DmC: Devil may Cry 2013
 * 1) Dragon Age: Origins
 * 2) Dragon Age: Origins: Awakening
 * 3) Dragon Age II
 * 4) The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Game of the Year Edition
 * 5) The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
 * 6) F1 Championship Edition
 * 7) Fallout: New Vegas
 * 8) Final Fantasy XIII
 * 9) Final Fantasy XIII-2
 * 10) Fuse
 * 11) God of War III
 * 12) God of War Collection
 * 13) Grid
 * 14) Gran Turismo 5
 * 15) Guitar Hero 5
 * 16) Guitar Hero: Van Halen
 * 17) Heavenly Sword
 * 18) Heavy Rain
 * 19) Juiced 2
 * 20) The Last of Us
 * 21) LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga
 * 22) Madden 10
 * 23) Madden 11
 * 24) Mass Effect
 * 25) Mass Effect 2
 * 26) Mass Effect 3
 * 27) Midnight Club: Los Angles: Complete Edition
 * 28) Need for Speed: Pro Street
 * 29) Need for Speed: Shift
 * 30) NHL 12
 * 31) NHL 13 Stanley Cup Edition
 * 32) Portal 2
 * 33) Red Dead Redemption
 * 34) Remember Me
 * 35) Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
 * 36) Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City
 * 37) Resident Evil: Revelations
 * 38) Resident Evil 5
 * 39) Resident Evil 6
 * 40) Rise of the Argonauts
 * 41) SOCOM 4: U.S. Navy Seals
 * 42) Split/Second
 * 43) Star Ocean: The Last Hope
 * 44) Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Republic Heroes
 * 45) Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II
 * 46) Tales of Xillia
 * 47) Tomb Raider 2013
 * 48) Tomb Raider: Underworld
 * 49) Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
 * 50) Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
 * 51) Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
 * 52) Warriors: The Legends of Troy

Wii

 * 1) Resident Evil: Darksider Chronicles
 * 2) Resident Evil Remake
 * 3) Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles
 * 4) Resident Evil Zero

PS2

 * 1) Cars
 * 2) Crash Nitro Kart
 * 3) Castrol Honda Superbike
 * 4) Final Fantasy X
 * 5) Final Fantasy X-2
 * 6) Final Fantasy XII
 * 7) Gran Turismo 3: A-Spec Simulator
 * 8) Gran Turismo 4
 * 9) Guitar Hero
 * 10) Guitar Hero II
 * 11) Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock
 * 12) Guitar Hero: World Tour
 * 13) Guitar Hero: Metallica
 * 14) Guitar Hero: Smash Hits
 * 15) Hot Wheels: The Video Game
 * 16) Hot Wheels: World Race
 * 17) LEGO Star Wars: The Video Game
 * 18) LEGO Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy
 * 19) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
 * 20) Madden NFL 2005
 * 21) Madden NFL 06
 * 22) Madden NFL 07
 * 23) Madden NFL 08
 * 24) Madden NFL 09
 * 25) Monster Jam: Maximum Destruction
 * 26) NASCAR: Dirt to Daytona
 * 27) NASCAR Thunder 2003
 * 28) NASCAR Thunder 2004
 * 29) NASCAR Thunder 2005: Chase for the Cup
 * 30) NASCAR Thunder 06: Total Team Control
 * 31) NASCAR 09
 * 32) NBA 2K6
 * 33) NBA Live 2004
 * 34) NBA 2K3
 * 35) NBA Live 2002
 * 36) NCAA Football 2005
 * 37) NCAA Football 06
 * 38) NCAA Football 07
 * 39) ESPN NFL 2K5
 * 40) NFL 2K2
 * 41) NHL 2K3
 * 42) NHL 2003
 * 43) NHL 2K6
 * 44) Resident Evil: Code Veronica X
 * 45) Resident Evil 4
 * 46) Spider Man 3
 * 47) Star Wars: Battlefront
 * 48) Star Wars: Battlefront II
 * 49) Star Wars: Bounty Hunter
 * 50) Star Wars: The Clone Wars
 * 51) Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
 * 52) Star Wars: Jedi Starfighter
 * 53) Star Wars: Starfighter
 * 54) Test Drive 5

PC

 * 1) Age of Empires III
 * 2) Company of Heroes
 * 3) Fable: The Lost Chapters
 * 4) Prince of Persia
 * 5) Star Wars: Battle for Naboo
 * 6) Star Wars: Empire at War
 * 7) Star Wars: Empire at War: Forces of Corruption
 * 8) Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy
 * 9) Star Wars: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast
 * 10) Star Wars: Starfighter

Mass Effect 1
These are all the ones I've completed the game with. Yes all my Mass Effect 1 Shepards are named after characters in Greek mythology.

Zeus Shepard
Zeus is a very kind and selfless man, a devouted Paragon who does a few things one could consider Renegade. Not what you would call a Paragade or Renegon but does have a destructive side to him.
 * Class: Vanguard
 * Romance: Liara (ME1), Jack/Kelly (ME2), Liara (ME3)

Athena Shepard
Athena, like the Greek goddess is wise and peaceful, but has a strong sense of justice. Very much into helping others whatever way possible, can be destructive but not very often.
 * Class: Soldier
 * Romance: Liara (ME1)

Rhea Shepard
Rhea, like the Greek goddess, is clever and resourceful, using her environment to her advantage in battle. She is kind and polite to others so long as they are kind and polite to her. Not very destructive and takes the peaceful solution very seriously.
 * Class: Soldier
 * Romance: Liara (ME1), Thane/Kelly (ME2)

Poseidon Shepard
Poseidon is a bit like the Greek god, but in other ways not so much. He's no Paragade or Renegon, he's a full out Paragon, however, should the situation call upon it, he won't hesitate to be direct and a bit of a mean little SOB.
 * Class: Adept
 * Romance: Ashley (ME1), Miranda/Kelly (ME2)

Orion Shepard
Because he came up as a hunter, Orion has a keen eye on the battlefield. Stealthed targets do not stay hidden for long and he knows his flanks. He prefers to play the diplomat, but most certainly doesn't ever shy away from a good fight.
 * Class: Adept (ME1), Sentinel (ME2, ME3)
 * Romance: Liara (ME1), Tali/Kelly (ME2)
 * Face Code: 313.WDM.RG8.H1C.GMP.CBB.N1J.2RN.J84.AU2.A37.6 (ME2)
 * Pre-Service: Spacer
 * Service: War Hero

Others yet to complete

 * Aphrodite Shepard (Soldier)
 * Morpheus Shepard (Engineer)
 * Chimera Shepard (Sentinel)
 * Pandora Shepard (Soldier)
 * Cassandra Shepard (Infiltrator)
 * Zephyr Shepard (Infiltrator)
 * Hera Shepard (Soldier)
 * Hestia Shepard (Soldier)
 * Atalanta Shepard (Soldier)
 * Perseus Shepard (Vanguard)
 * Achilles Shepard (Sentinel)
 * Alcmene Shepard (Soldier)
 * Deimos Shepard (Infiltrator)
 * Orpheus Shepard (Adept)

Other possible name candidates for the future

 * Ajax Shepard
 * Apollo Shepard
 * Ares Shepard
 * Artemis Shepard
 * Andromeda Shepard
 * Calypso Shepard
 * Crius Shepard
 * Demeter Shepard
 * Dionysus Shepard
 * Electra Shepard
 * Evander Shepard
 * Ganymede Shepard
 * Hecate Shepard
 * Jason Shepard
 * Kronus Shepard
 * Linus Shepard
 * Medea Shepard
 * Mnemosyne Shepard
 * Odysseus Shepard
 * Paris Shepard
 * Penthesilea Shepard
 * Persephone Shepard
 * Phoebe Shepard
 * Phoenix Shepard
 * Selene Shepard
 * Theia Shepard
 * Theseus Shepard

Mass Effect 2 and 3
I do have more, I'll add them later, I have about 14 or 15 of them. All my Shepard's are something like this as far as decisions:
 * Reaper IFF: Activated Legion.
 * Mordin: Old Blood: Stopped Mordin killing Maelon. Saved Maelon's research.
 * Samara: The Ardat-Yakshi: Sided with Samara.
 * Tali: Treason: Did not present evidence of Rael'Zorah's experiments. Advocated against war with the geth.

Suicide Mission

 * Collector Base: Destroyed.
 * Casualties: None.

Aaron Shepard
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Johnathan Shepard
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Jake Shepard
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Zeus Shepard
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Ben Shepard
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Ryan Shepard
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Sean Shepard
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Shane Shepard
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Lucas Shepard
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Stephanie Shepard
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Jordyn Shepard
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Rhea Shepard
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Mikayla Shepard
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Hannah Shepard
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Taylor Shepard
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Savannah Shepard
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