User blog comment:James12708/Crazy battle Mass Effect vs Halo vs Darksiders Army of Heaven/@comment-166.82.245.89-20120724012723

This is a rather dumb and pointless idea, overall the idea of having science and fantasy elements(Magic, whatever) in the same space is one of my biggest turnoffs. So if want to know what I think, they all settled their differences and signed the White-Gold Concordant, over a nice afternoon tea soon after the beginning of battle, after which there was no war for 3,000 years until two rats decided the other was looking at it funny, and then they fought until both were dead. Then Magnus decided that this whole scenario was rather stupid, said "f^ck you Lorhkan! This is all your doing!!1!1 then made it collapse in on itself, so no one was left, except the Ugly Barnacle, who was so ugly that he became a shy white dwarf, and then he got bored and sucked himself into the Elder Scrolls franchise where he became Altie, the Imga who shaved his hair and painted himself white to appease the Dovahkiin, who liked Dragon Ball Abridged and had developed an Ape fetish, who was at the same time Trogdor, the burninator.