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Rael'Zorah: frustrated single dad of middle age since wife passed from pink-eye after young Tali farted on her pillow as a prank. Han'Gerrel's old college frat brother, best man, homie, and heterosexual life-partner. Lost his virginity to Daro'Xen while high on Red Sand, which he has regretted ever since. Has an unrequited childhood crush on Shala'Raan, and married her sister so he could be closer and try to seduce her.

Miranda Lawson: Daddy's Girl and prodigal child. At 15, burned daddy's mansion and luxury yacht to the ground and kidnapped baby sister after daddy refused to buy her a new sports car and personal asari maid/sex-slave for her sweet sixteen. Employed full-time by Cerberus after participating in a four-way with TIMmy, Kai Leng, and Hope Lilium/Captain Channing/Maya Brooks/Rasa. She [Miranda] was in the middle. Known aliases; Ice Queen, Legs, Hellhound, Curves, Bitch, That Bitch, Cheerleader, Precious, Coquette, Femme Fatale, Princess Bubblebutt.

David Edward Anderson/The Most Interesting Man In The Galaxy: Once had to carry all of his squadmates to safety during the Liberation of Shanxi, while outrunning a Turian orbital strike multiple consecutive times. Then he turned around and shot down the offending Turian dreadnought - with a spitwad. Performed a miracle while guiding civilians to safety during the Skyllian Blitz, parting the waters of Elysium's largest ocean to allow the non-combatants to escape. He then allowed the waves to come crashing down on top of the pursuing Batarian pirates, drowning them all. Performed a second miracle during the Battle of Earth, turning the Reaper called 'Harbinger' into wine.