User:TheEnigmaticMan

He

 * Was born on the twenty-sixth day of the first month of the one thousand, nine-hundred and ninety-fourth year Anno Dominae.


 * Prides Himself on His eloquence.


 * Spontaneously combusts every sixteenth day of each month.


 * Loaths cats with a passion unequalled by man or beast.


 * Was once eaten by a Whale, regurgitated onto a miserable, bleak little rock clinging to the edifice of Great Britain and was forced to survive by cultivating and Eating a fungus grown on the bottom of a particularly dull rock He still refers to as "Paddy".

Likes

 * Classical music.


 * Shakespearean literature.


 * U2 - [| Beautiful Day].


 * Calling Himself Enigmatic, then creating a page containing volumes information pertaining to Him.


 * UESP, is quoted as having said "Bloody good site".


 * Art.


 * English History.


 * Nuclear Power.


 * French.

Dislikes

 * Philistines.


 * The French, "Mon Dieu, les Français! Ils sont perdus!"


 * The "slack-jawed, dimwitted pair of gapeseeds known as Jedward".