User blog comment:The Milkman/Life Lessons from Mass Effect/@comment-5267262-20120723152734

When the citadel closes itself, the best way to get in is to make yourself as light as a tennis ball and smash yourself into it.

you can bring a geth to the migrant fleet so long as you say he's with me.

Cerberus has a fighter launch hook that is able to be rotated to point towards the rest of the base even though that would have no benefit whatsoever.

Shepard shoots faster with a predator than an avenger on Thessia, completely ignoring the widow you picked up earlier in the mission.

Collectors stockpile manuals for how to use shotguns sniper rifles and assault rifles on their cruisers.

The hammerhead will spontaneously combust in the presence of acid.

The crew of the Alerai gave the geth weapons when rebuilding them (because that's not at all short sighted).

Some krogan in a tower in london thinks its best to try to shoot something a couple of hundred metres away using a shotgun.

The pictures of the first contact war are all shown with the alliance using the volus made elkoss combine avenger.

Shepard always carries a predator or avenger spare in case a cutscene happens.

Shepard goes to confront joker fully armed but un-armoured just before hearing about the Cerberus coup.

Although (possibly) having seen his whole squad die to one Shepard is completely unphased by fighting a thresher maw on foot and then siding with one to fight a reaper.

Cerberus rig their assault troops with kill switches but not their atlases.

To reduce workplace stress Cerberus will play music in a defunct geth ship and put a dead reaper up for display in their HQ.