User:Tali's no.1 fan

About me
Hi! As the name suggests, I love Tali. But please don't take it too seriously, I aim to be a level-headed and unbiased editor; the name is simply my way of expressing myself. I love everything about the Mass Effect games, except for that stupid glitch when assigning quick keys in Mass Effect 2, but I think I've found a way around that. I can credit a friend of mine for introducing me to Mass Effect, he's a big fan too and thanks to him, I have become quite obsessed with the whole Mass Effect Universe.

I love Mass Effect fan fiction and would recommend the following material from www.fanfiction.net to anyone interested: "An Unfortunate Mix Up"(HIGHLY RECOMMENDED) by "Insane Guy of DOOM", anything by "InHarmsWay", "Loss" by "Stickki" and anything by "ElectricZ".

I shall do whatever I can to improve this Wiki, but will be happy to discuss anything that may not be agreed with.

Keelah se'lai!

Quote Corner
The Mass Effect games are so well written - Mass Effect 2 even moreso - that I cannot help but feel the need to note down some of my favourite lines from numerous characters. "Numerous" meaning I will miss out some characters due to not remembering any really notable dialogue from them. Nothing personal to them, there. Feel free to post on my talk page any quotes you think should be included. Do note that there isn't much point in noting down dialogue included on character/unique dialogue pages, although I will make some exceptions. These quotes are listed from memory, so they may not be correct word for word. Most should be instantly recognisable, but tell me if I've made any definite mistakes. I will note quotes by the alphabetical order of the characters owning them. But there will be a "miscellaneous" section at the end.

Garrus
Mass Effect


 * "Saren's hiding something! I need more time! Stall them!"
 * "Good timing, Shepard. Gave me a clear shot at that bastard!"
 * "Sometimes you get lucky."
 * "Saren is a traitor to the Council and a disgrace to my people!!"
 * "Saren is either a traitor or a madman. Taking him down will restore the good name of turians everywhere."
 * "Say goodnight!"
 * "Right behind you, Shepard."
 * "Turians don't like the cold, Shepard...did I ever mention that?"
 * "There's no escape this time, doctor. I'd harvest your organs first...but we don't have the time."
 * "Yeah...I don't think I've ever met anyone like you, Commander."
 * "This place reminds me of where I grew up on Palaven...minus the geth, of course."

Mass Effect 2 (If Garrus says "old times" at some other point, feel free to inform me) Note: Garrus has so many awesome quotes. I think him and Zaeed compete for the best dialogue in the game.
 * "I got fed up with all the bureaucratic crap on the Citadel! Figured I could do more good on my own."
 * "You?...you can do what you do best. Just like old times Shepard."
 * "You realise this plan has me walking into hell, too. Hmm...just like old times."
 * "Exploring an abandoned area, expecting something mechanical and nasty to jump out at any moment. Just like old times."
 * "Definitely like old times!"
 * "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations." (I couldn't resist)
 * "You're kicking ass, Shepard! They barely touched me!"
 * "A perfect headshot...with no collateral damage...very impressive."
 * "Impressive. You certainly know how to make an entrance."
 * "Dammit, Kaidan! You're so focused on Cerberus you're ignoring the real threat!"
 * "Scoped and dropped!"
 * "One less to worry about!"
 * "Scratch one!"
 * "Never saw me comin'!"
 * "I love this rifle!"
 * "Impressive!"
 * "Nice shooting!"
 * "Headshot!"
 * "Gardens, electronics shops, antique stores, but only if they're classy."
 * "Being security here is a terrible job! This is exactly why I left."
 * "You ever miss those talks we used to have on the elevators?" (I do. Your squadmates need to interact with each other more. Hopefully, they will in ME3.)
 * "And here I thought I'd had my betrayal and attempted murder for the year."
 * "The Collectors killed you once and all it did was piss you off. I doubt they'll stop you this time."
 * "You humans have a saying: "an eye for an eye, a life for a life". He owes me ten lives...and I plan to collect."
 * "Run all you want, Harkin! We'll find you!!!"
 * "Harkin's in here somewhere. I can smell him."
 * "No, but Sidonis...opened my eyes." (That line really creeps me out, but it's still awesome)
 * "You know what else is bad for business? A BROKEN NECK!"
 * "I'll pull the trigger and I'll live with the consequences."
 * "Why should he go on living while ten good men lie in unmarked graves?"
 * "Talk all you want, but it won't change my mind."
 * "He hasn't paid enough! He still has his life!" (That one was a little over the top, but that's why it's here!)
 * "It's so much easier to see the world in black and white. Grey...I don't know what to do with grey."
 * "Thanks, Shepard. For everything."

Grunt

 * "Shepard."
 * "I get it...I hate turians! I thought you'd be glad."
 * "I don't hate Garrus, I hate the turians. Garrus is just one turian and he's your clan. No point ripping his face off unless he turns on me."
 * "There's no joke! It's just great!"
 * "I don't care where I fight, as long as I get to hurt something."
 * "Show respect! If it wasn't for Shepard you'd all be on that ship!"
 * "I just wanna kill something. With my hands. Moreso than usual!"
 * "Thank you, Shepard. I don't like this. Fury is my choice...not a sickness."
 * "Asari are stupid! Your code just means you kill her tomorrow instead of today!"
 * "Jack is small."
 * "Just shoot her and patch her up on the ship!"
 * "You spit on my father's name! On Shepard's name! But now you stop ranting because I am strong?"
 * "Uvenk is meat! Let's head back to the camp and leave him to rot!"
 * "And Uvenk! I wanted to disembowel him! To tear out his spine like a trophy!"
 * "Shepard is my Battlemaster! He has no match."
 * "Weak!"
 * "Worthless!"
 * "Should have run! Now you'll fry!"
 * "Yeah! Right on your ass!!"
 * "Nothing can hurt me!"
 * "Hold your fire Shepard!" (I just find it hilarious when Grunt says that, for some reason)
 * "Stop shooting me, idiot!!"
 * "Whatever. "Pretend" to keep breathing!"
 * "Useless!"
 * "That the ship the crazy asari wanted to find?"
 * "We should get behind...stuff."
 * "Small, like my tank. Bet they begged for mercy."
 * "We'll push our enemies to the edge of Space! Then step on their fingers one at a time until the Void takes them!"
 * "There's this one imprint: a salarian with the...what are they? The things on his head pulled apart."
 * "See! Now we're having fun! Me remembering good deaths and you with your...your funny human thing you're doing."
 * "I'd never stab you in the back, Shepard! Warriors like you and me? Straight to the face!"
 * "You're why I'm a soldier, not dead or crazed like an animal. You gave me purpose, Shepard. Thank you. Now let's find something BIG to kill!"
 * "We fought a great battle, Shepard! And when you blew up the base instead of handing it to Cerberus...Hah!!"
 * "Ugh, humans talk too much. Like the tank. Come back later."
 * "Nothing more I can think of. I'm no tech. Enjoy what you've got."

Harbinger
Note: Harbinger's quotes are all in italics and none have exclamation marks because...well, it's a Reaper.
 * "I am assuming direct control." (It had to be on here somewhere. Why not get it over with first?)
 * "We are the Harbinger of their perfection. Prepare these humans for ascension."
 * "We fight as one."
 * "The forces of the universe bend to me."
 * "Kill one and one hundred will replace it."
 * "Face your annihilation."
 * "This delay is pointless."
 * "My attacks will tear you apart."
 * "Nothing stands against us."
 * "Stop, Shepard."
 * "Your attack is an insult."
 * "Our power is unmatched."
 * "Continue."
 * "Ignore the fallen."
 * "The dead are useless."
 * "They are vermin."
 * "Your worlds will be our laboratories."
 * "The experiments will continue, Shepard."
 * "I am limitless. You are bacteria."
 * "We are the beginning, you are the end."
 * "We do not die."
 * "Do not resist. Give yourself over and be spared."
 * "Your galaxy is in sight. Your final days are at hand."
 * "Shepard, you have become an annoyance." (That what you call it when someone has killed two Reapers and stopped three Reaper plots?)
 * "We will find another way."
 * "Know this as you die in vain: Your time will come. Your species will fall. Prepare yourselves for the arrival."

Jack

 * "What the hell do you want?!"
 * "He was already dead, he just didn't know it. Now, what the hell do you want?"
 * "So why the hell are we standing here?"
 * "Tell the Cerberus cheerleader to back off!"
 * "Hear that, precious?! We're gonna be friends! You, me and every embarrassing little secret!"
 * "I'm not looking for names. I'm looking for names, dates, places..."
 * "I figure every time someone dies and it's not me, my chances of survival go up."
 * "All I know is: a little girl crying in a cell...begging for the pain to stop..."
 * "I wanna go to the Teltin Facility, Pragia. I wanna go to the centre of the facility, my cell where they tortured and drugged me. I wanna deploy a big, fucking bomb! And I wanna watch that place burn!"
 * "Lots of money here! Soft people who'd make good victims!"
 * "Lots of dead people. Nothing new there."
 * "Hello, dead people!"
 * "Fly, bitch!"
 * "I'll throw you like a toy!"
 * "I will destroy you!"
 * "I'll destroy you all!"
 * "I'll destroy that!" (Only heard that one once, so I wonder if it's even real. Sounds funny though.)
 * "Hey Shepard, nobody's ever asked me about this shit before. It's strange to talk about...so fuck you...and thanks for asking."
 * "That's what the hanar call it when you crash that space station I mentioned into one of their moons and make a new crater. They really liked that moon!"
 * "Hell if I know. Maybe that's how they got their kicks."
 * "Maybe the others did have it bad, but what you're saying is just messed!"
 * "I decide how to deal with my past, not you!"
 * "He's not worth chasing. None of it is."
 * "You know what? I like that; I piss and moan and you say "grow the fuck up!""
 * "Not so fast, cheerleader! No one wants to take orders from you."
 * "Yep."
 * "Whatever."
 * "Shepard, we talked enough. You're just pissing around."
 * "I'm done talking, come back later."

Jacob

 * "What the hell are you doing?!!"
 * "I'm no doctor, but it was baaaad. When you first came in, you were nothin' but meat and tubes."
 * "Gravity's one mean mother, huh!"
 * "We were supposed to be free from restrictions and rules...but there was still enough red tape to sink a Cruiser."
 * "I thought things would change after the attack on the Citadel. Humanity was finally invited to join the Council. But nothing changed: politics, bureaucracy, same bullshit, different leaders."
 * "Cerberus is different. When colonies go missing, we don't commission a team to write a report to figure out what the hell to do about it! We just go and find out."
 * "We didn't spend two years bringing you back just to second guess you, Commander."
 * "The whole thing was hushed like their good at doing. But I know what I did. And I'm proud of it."
 * "Tough son of a bitch!"
 * "Commander, you seein' this shit?!"
 * "What's the saying? "Good deeds are like pissing yourself in dark pants"? Warm feeling but no one notices."
 * "I saw enough of these on Eden Prime...space it."
 * "I still think our "best interests" involve an airlock."
 * "They separated out the women. Assigned them to officers, like pets!"
 * "He had his fun, now he wants out. Son of a bitch."
 * "Throwin' people away! This thing is not my father!"
 * "Why not me?! Would ten years of this look better to anyone else?!"
 * "The man who did this doesn't know right from wrong!"
 * "I guess he was a good enough father that even he couldn't screw up what he taught me."
 * "Look at this. Like sneakin' into the captain's quarters. Heavy risk...but the priiize." (I haven't even played as Femshep, let alone romanced Jacob. But of course I know he says this.)
 * "Practically a suicide mission!...I volunteer."
 * "I'm good, Shepard...ready for anything!"
 * "Anything else, Commander?"

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