Shepard I need you to, Quietly get rid of my ex wife

"I need you to seduce the turian Primarch but DO NOT tell Anderson"

Y’all got me rolling hahahahaha

Buy some flowers for a friendly keeper to prevent a reaper invasion

"Shepard. I need you to read a bedtime story to the Salarian councilor just for shits and giggles."

"Shepard. I need you to buy some flowers for Blasto or the Volus will sue us."

Shepard, I need you to negotiate with an asari dancer or the Volus will sue us.

Shepard i need you to quietly get rid of a krogan warlord BUT DO NOT TELL ANDERSON

“Commander Shepard I need you to seduce my cat as a favor for c-sec” - Admiral Steven Hacket

Go shopping with a krogen warlord to show recruites how it's done. Seems like a typical day for Shepherd an Wrex